In light of recent developments on Terra Firma, The United Earth Expansion Effort invites you to join us on one of our many new colonies across the stars. With a dazzling sixty seven percent overall success rate, the colonies represent the forefront of human life. Decadent. Beautiful. Survivable.

///WARNING: Some extended space travel required. Consult your physician if Jump Gate Sickness or Cryo-Coma runs in your family! You may be ineligible for application!///